Little pink men ask how Gronk come to wear shiny gold hat. Gronk tell. Gronk tribe once had many men. Many women for mating. Then, Gronk’s tribe do what Boss call “implode.” Boss use big words. Not of Gronk’s tribe. Boss from pink men’s tribe. Find Gronk smashing sheep with rock, tell Gronk, “Shatter their gates. Kill their knights. Help me seize the crown.” Gronk understand ‘smash’ and ‘kill.’ Boss promise Gronk many mates. Big hills with many rocks to smash. Much food. Gronk bored smashing sheep, so, Gronk agree.

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