Romantic scifi? What… oh, right, yes, the season of love. What could be more romantic than two Squid stories, one about a pudgy videogaming cheater and another about reptilian deformities? Huh? Answer me that! Extra bonus: Editor Matt’s lauded recipe for a gourmet muffaletta. Specifically, a muffaletta assembled from the ingredients available in the hospitality suite at Austin’s own Armadillocon literary science fiction convention…!

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