Captain Adams personally helped maintenance man Larry Smith out of his EMU spacesuit, apologizing for the malfunction that had stranded Larry outside the Lady Murakami for an unscheduled fifteen-hour spacewalk. Then Larry cut out his own right eye with a pocket laser torch. “I am the reincarnation of samurai lord, Date Masemune,” Larry proclaimed. “Beware!” Larry threw his liberated eye at Captain Adams and ran away.

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