(aka Vol 1, Issue 3)
Fall 2006
Squid Grrrl: Teal Day
Print run: 400(?), Office Depot
Notes: World Fantasy Issue. First appearance of regular contributor Derek J. Goodman. Wildly embarrassing copy-editing mistake means that many copies have Ryan Oakley’s name stickered over a name that is not his. At this point, it’s clear that we have no idea how the “Vol./Issue.” naming convention works. Editor’s note suggests this is self-copied on Sanjay, our first free copier, but Sanjay died before we actually went to print. Official salute to Inferno/Krusher issue. Mikal Trimm established as nemesis.

Stories:
“Beta Test Dummy” by Ryan Oakley
“Headjobs…(and the expansion of the universe)” by Ashley Arnold
“Spray-on Nano Sex” by Paul Salamone
“3:06pm London, England” by Neil Carstairs
“Strength in Numbers” by Frank Roger
“Can’t Shoot Down a Rocker” by Zachary M. Loeb
“Power Pastry” by Derek J. Goodman
Marginalia from Mikal Trimm pretending to be Larry Flynt

Cartoons:
The Piranha by Fredy Rodriguez Jimenez
“Intelligent Design’s Future Plans for the Human Body” by Steve Wilson
Apathy Striketeam Sigma by D Chang
“Exploding!! (the most exciting comic in human history)” by Matthew Bey

Illustrators:
Ethan Martinez
Brian Clegg
Scott Kinnebrew
Big Honkey