This thing came from Russia, like Tetris, vodka and cynical humour. They say you hit the singularity when you’re on it: full interface between man and machine. It’s a drug, right? And what a drug, what a drug. Here’s what you do. Lock the front door, then pop the pill. You’ll need a headset with biometric sensors on your temples and forehead. Get one from a military hardware site. Or get it from your uncle – I really don’t care. Once you drop, you got five minutes ’til you come up. While you’re waiting, hit the DarkNet. OnionWare is what…

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