Dear Aunty Stanky, Since choices branch off into the multiverse, I am concerned my intrusive thoughts are creatingalternate universes where I tickle randos, drive into oncoming traffic, throw babies, and (mostly)die in excruciatingly dumb ways. How can I prevent these multiverses from becoming their owndemented realities for the sake of my poor, poor mother? Sincerely, […]

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