Dear Aunt Stanky,

Is vigilante justice ever morally permissible? And if so, when?

In the shadows, anxiously awaiting your advice,

— I Can’t Believe It’s Not Batman

Dear Can’t:

DC called. They’re unhappy.  Very, very unhappy.

Just look out for men with green hair, purple body suits, or extremely cold auras.  That’s all I’m gonna say about that.

Always your Alfred,

Martha Wayne (no relation) Stanky